"When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?"

"When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" is a humorous, metaphorical phrase that expresses impatience or skepticism about the fulfillment of a promise or expectation. It suggests that someone is waiting for an unlikely or long-delayed event, akin to expecting divine intervention to deliver something unexpected or out of the ordinary. The phrase often highlights the absurdity of waiting for improbable outcomes with a sense of irony, emphasizing the gap between anticipation and actual realization in a playful manner.